homocontextual

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

Had a cat named Snickers

Laughed when she died choking on a Milky Way

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

what if the soul of a bipolar drake fan actually took over Amanda Bynes’ body and is holding her hostage inside and every time Amanda begs the BDF to leave her body the BDF is like “Amanda, please”

midsaturday:

Fuckkkk

midsaturday:

Fuckkkk